It's a good thing that resident-lawnmower-man doesn't read this blog, for he would be sure to get worked up about this next story. 
I stopped in at the main local grocery store for some potting soil.  Of course, I left with a bag full of various items.  No, five bags full.  Anyhow, I spotted some Belgian endive in my wanderings.  I read about this vegetable in a cookbook last night.  They recommended cutting it lengthwise and dipping it in a nice herbed dip.  I'd never had this before, so I picked some up.  Out of interest, I also checked out how much the red peppers were selling for this week: $4.49/lb.  I think they even get more expensive later on in the season.  I scanned around to see if this was the most expensive vegetable there.  No, it wasn't.  Belgian endive was the most costly at $4.99/lb.  It was tied with strawberries. 
I told RLM to buy a red pepper a few days ago and I made a nice couscous and vegetable salad out of it.   He told me it better be worth it for the price he paid.  Well, I told him that he really should appreciate the Belgian endive with spinach dip for lunch today.  I didn't tell him how much I paid for it, but I thought it tasted nice (and besides, endive is rather light compared to heavy items like strawberries and therefore kind-of a bargain when bought by the pound, right?).  I may even buy Belgian endive again, that is, until RLM figures out I'm buying the most expensive item in the vegetable section...