Houseplant Predator

You may be familiar with this persistent pest of houseplants. It roams my house, tearing leaves off the banana plant and digging around its roots. It laughs at attempts to physically remove it from the houseplant. Its persistence is remarkable.

Banana Tree - favourite target of "The Pink Pestilence"

Oh, but where is my gardener's optimism? Okay, well here are the cultivating tools that surreptitiously aerate the banana tree roots:

And here is the soil quality analyzer, which enthusiastically consumes a small sample of dirt while spreading the rest on the carpet. Somehow this soil quality analyzer has a malfunction when it comes to more appealing items such as "Country chicken casserole".